this year’s most scariest costume is going to be a maskless face

Hundreds of thousands of Americans have now died, and millions live in fear and apprehension. The president of the United States gave them all a clear message on Monday as he left the hospital in a drug induced mania and took a helicopter directly to the White House- like any healthy, COVID infected medical refugee would do.

“nothing can defeat the power of lying”

(which also implies vampires)

AND THE DEPLORABLES ARE EATING IT UP

it’s like a freshly blended pumpkin smoothie of reinforcement for bad opinions.

either:

a. the president is so strong!

b. the coronavirus is all hype.

EITHER WAY

better turn off your porch light, unscrew the bulb, stop paying your electricity and move out of town otherwise expect a whole army of regular faced kids knocking on your door with their gun-carrying parents standing in the shadows encouraging their children to tell you the virus is fake demanding enough candy for dinner.

I SEENT THE PRESIDENT TURN INTO A VAMPIRE ON THE NEWS AND THEN DEFEAT THE POWERS OF THE NIGHT. HE HAD FANGS AND EVERYTHING!”

deplorable kid repeating what his deplorable dad told him

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