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The Golden Option throwback episode

admin — Thu, 15 Oct 2020 06:29:30 +0000

this was my guy back when this was the only guy

I’ll post more episodes as I come across them

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Trump will become the first president to ever recover from being a vampire

admin — Tue, 06 Oct 2020 05:07:51 +0000

voters in 2020 are certainly going to fall for the ol candy corn on the teeth trick

this year’s most scariest costume is going to be a maskless face

Hundreds of thousands of Americans have now died, and millions live in fear and apprehension. The president of the United States gave them all a clear message on Monday as he left the hospital in a drug induced mania and took a helicopter directly to the White House- like any healthy, COVID infected medical refugee would do.

“nothing can defeat the power of lying”

(which also implies vampires)

if there was ever a year where this trick is gonna work it’s 2020

AND THE DEPLORABLES ARE EATING IT UP

it’s like a freshly blended pumpkin smoothie of reinforcement for bad opinions.

either:

a. the president is so strong!

b. the coronavirus is all hype.

EITHER WAY

better turn off your porch light, unscrew the bulb, stop paying your electricity and move out of town otherwise expect a whole army of regular faced kids knocking on your door with their gun-carrying parents standing in the shadows encouraging their children to tell you the virus is fake demanding enough candy for dinner.

I SEENT THE PRESIDENT TURN INTO A VAMPIRE ON THE NEWS AND THEN DEFEAT THE POWERS OF THE NIGHT. HE HAD FANGS AND EVERYTHING!”
deplorable kid repeating what his deplorable dad told him

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Jim Carrey KILLS IT as Joe Biden on SNL

Jessie Sponberg — Sun, 04 Oct 2020 15:22:51 +0000

holy shit this is so funny.

one thing is for sure. It’s good to have SNL back.

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Are you feeling bad about feeling good about the president? Well don’t. And here’s another reason why.

Jessie Sponberg — Sat, 03 Oct 2020 02:06:42 +0000

here is a classic clip of him mocking Hillary Clinton after it was found out she has pneumonia.

I stumbled upon this on Reddit.

always remember to treat people how you want to be treated.

even if you are the president.

Donald Trump mocking Hillary Clinton over her pneumonia during the 2016 campaign from PublicFreakout

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there is no way you didn’t get a little bit stupider if you watched this

Jessie Sponberg — Fri, 02 Oct 2020 01:29:43 +0000

the road from here to Idiocracy is short enough to walk now

hey man let’s turn on the TV so we can have some background noise…
Alex

WHAT THE HECK?

So anybody who knows me know I don’t watch television- I mean, I have- but I don’t.

If that makes sense.

but Alex had just made us this incredible meal

AND NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR SOMEONE ELSE CHEW

oh why the heck not?
me

what harm can it do in just a couple minutes?
also me

I never thought Ellen could bring such madness

so apparently this “game show” pits married couples against each other in a Newlywed Game meets Double Dare mash-up that still has me shaking my head almost a full 2 weeks later.

The husbands wager on how many random objects their wives can name within a time limit

AND IF THEY GET IT WRONG?

words can’t quite do it justice, so I put together this mash up of clips to show you what it looked like from sane-ville. holy smokes.

these poor people

CONTENT WARNING:

watching this will strip points off your IQ like turpentine

go ahead and watch it again since you can never go back to the way you were

if anyone knows what the name of this show was we here at Urban Survivorman would love to know so we don’t accidentally watch it again.

xxxxx5000g

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Park and Spark!

Jessie Sponberg — Fri, 25 Sep 2020 07:49:02 +0000

my dude Frownz gets me way too high

and I talk way too much!

CHECK OUT OTHER EPISODES WITH OTHER GREAT GUESTS

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COFFEE+BONGHITS

Jessie Sponberg — Sat, 19 Sep 2020 18:42:50 +0000

5 minute Holiday Spectacular

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How to change your relationship with money

Jessie Sponberg — Sat, 19 Sep 2020 09:28:32 +0000

yo this is a good one for reprogramming your brain to not reject money as part of your subconscious make up.

he says poverty is a mental disease

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COFFEE+BONGHITS LIVE LINKS

Jessie Sponberg — Thu, 17 Sep 2020 22:14:02 +0000

a daily dose of relevant information and esoteric motivation
activist, lyricist, and journalist Jessie Sponberg dissects the day with a critical eye-
news, opinions, jokes, interviews, and hip-hop
oh and coffee and bong hits

LIVE

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FUCK12NEWS chasing news across the country

Jessie Sponberg — Thu, 17 Sep 2020 19:56:45 +0000

s/o to the Ninjaneer for being a relentless beast

all videos are organic, shot live on location,
and with the music of the moment.

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